teenage mutants?

today is the Booger's birthday. for those of you who don't know, the Booger is my little brother. he has also been known to answer to Goob, Boog, Xander, Meaderman, Sandy, Butt, and even sometimes Alex, among other things. today is his thirteenth birthday. this makes him a teenager. for his birthday, he got a refridgerator installed in his mouth. poor kid. now the question i have is do all children automatically become mutants when they hit the magic age of thirteen? i know that i was a pretty nasty thirteen year old. but did i hit mutant status? mabye its a boy thing, or maybe my brother is just special. maybe to make him feel better i'll start refering to him as Michelangelo... after all he's a teenager, and with his new internal headgear he's kind of a mutant (in a good way of course) and he's already got the martial arts down... all he needs now is to become a turtle! its brilliant, brilliant, brilliant i tell you! he'll be the coolest mutant teenager in Wyoming.
Happy Birthday Boog - I love you brother :)